Thursday, January 19, 2006

Hello People Fred G here.
Day 16: Killing for the King (cause thats what he would have wanted)
Ya folks it true, just like your True Value Hardware store, It was like a dream today, like a wet dream, floatin down the jet stream. What the HOY7HT endures you will never know, or understand. Until you walk a mile in Andys waiters with the felt bottom soles in the mud you just won't understand what we go through. Ya we woke up this morning at 4:30 in the am people, to drive 30 minutes, Bob actually had to drive 45 minutes, napped in a truck by the highway, in the rain, with trains going by for godsake man. Were we going to get the limit today for the King? yes of course we were. I got my limit of coffee from Di at Sherries, no I don't want anymore fucking coffee! and Bob got his limit of flap-jacks. Two other things we endure for you people, and for why? so that we may bring you some stories and a little enjoyment to you peoples sheltered lives. I'm not Fucking Charles Kuralt here people, My name is Fred, Fred G, I'm but a simple man that graduated from Cheshire High School, time for timings, telling our story, our story of the HOY7HT, and would a little "Thanks for the Memories" fucking hurt anyone of you guys? You know it may be day 16 but it's not over, cause was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Well it's not over now. We have two solid days of hunting and I'm confident Bubba will rise to the occasion and pull himself out of the basement with at least, AT LEAST one more kill, cause thats what the King would have wanted. God bless America.

Word.

Fred G

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cool

10:36 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow, the HOY7HT is the coolest site ever. I like to skyblast. Can you help me?

4:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Five of us have 219 years of duck hunting experience and we don't have anything as awsome as this blog. I will say that singleton sky blasting to 55 yds/meters (if u are really Canuks) is a religious experience to be savored if done properly when no dedicated decoymen are near.

11:24 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Five of us have 219 years of duck hunting experience and we don't have anything as awsome as this blog. I will say that singleton sky blasting to 55 yds/meters (if u are really Canuks) is a religious experience to be savored if done properly when no dedicated decoymen are near.

11:24 AM  

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