WHAT THE HELL !!!!!! ?

Okay, Ive seen it all now. This has got to be the single most disturbing thing I've seen in a long, long time. I had to bring this travesty to your attention. Please everyone, take the proper precautions.

Steven Segal, one of the worst actors of all time, is in a blues band. A BLUES band! I am horified to think of not only how a thing like this could have happened but how it could be allowed to continue. Surely the good Lord Mr. Heston would not let this go on without some kind of retaliation, preferably from a nice Winchester 30-30. I can only imagine the kind of 'blues songs' this complete idiot could come up with. How about 'The BMW blew a tire' blues, or 'My second facelift don't fit' blues, or the ever popular 'My mystical religion love me no-more' blues. Dammit this whole thing stinks worse than Seantos before a wrestling match.

Please, everyone that reads this, make a donation in honor of Muddy Waters or Blind Melon Chellon or someone, to your local chapter of the I Hate Steven Segal Club. I'm sure there is one in just about every town. I'm making a list of why I hate Steven Segal in the upcoming posts. Stay tuned.