Friday, February 10, 2006

The history of Jenny X. part II


Jenny has a canoe. If you have a canoe and water close by your house you too can paddle right out to the hunting blinds you set up. If however you are like the rest of us and don't live in rural B.F. New Hampshire, you must drive long distances and deal with others using the blind you spent all that time building. Also if you have a canoe you can fold a duck waaaaay out there and jump in said canoe to retrieve your duck. If you don't have one you get to only shoot close in and wade out to your duck. Better hope it's dead too or else you may find yourself chasing that duck into the bushes. Finally if you have a canoe you can paddle out to a place away from other people, but if you don't, be prepared for that guy 100 yards away with a stupid dog named Angel running aroung in the water.

I also know that a canoe costs money. Not if you're Jenny X. You go to a D.U. dinner and buy two or three tickets to the raffel and walk with a canoe AND a Benelli Nova.

So endeth the lesson of Jenny X. part II.

2 Comments:

Blogger Greenie said...

I notice you guys are actualy using a paddle and not a shovel...cool. That must make it safer.

9:42 PM  
Blogger Bob said...

No.

9:26 AM  

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