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After extensive research we have identified this as the elusive Harlequin duck.

The Harlequin Duck Histrionicus histrionicus is a small, relatively uncommon sea duck. It gets its English name from characters in Italian comedy that wear masks and have oddly painted costumes. The colourful male, or drake, is one of the most attractive of sea ducks. At an average weight of less than 700 g for males and less than 600 g for females, the species is roughly half the size of an average Mallard. From a distance, Harlequin Ducks look black or dark grey and can easily be confused with more common sea ducks, such as scoters. At close range, however, the adult male is striking and brightly coloured. It is characterized by blue plumage, chestnut flanks, and streaks of white on its head and body. The most distinctive markings on the head are a crescent-shaped white patch at the base of the short bill and a round white ear patch. The belly is slate grey.

We're hanging out at the 90 meter ski jump this duck pops out from the top. Fortunately we were properly armed and, due to our impressive leading skills, were able to fold him fast. After a short chase by game wardens dressed as 'Policia' we escaped back to the villa. Does anyone know a good I-tallian wine to go with Harlequin duck? Man, the Olympics are great.