The Gossip Game

Shiver me timbers and top o the mornin to ya. Happy St. Paddys Day to you all. Here is another edition of the Gossip Game sponsored today by Jameson Whikey, the drink to have when your havin more than one. The Gossip Game according to the contest’s rules, Fred G tells four gossip stories, only three of which are allegedly true. Everyone must then guess which story is made-up. The following are the reports : (1) The owner of a clothing line has refused to give anymore free clothes to Paris Hilton because of her tendency to publicly badmouth the clothing. (2) George Clooney hired a cab driver to be his personal chauffeur after the man was able to get him to an important meeting on time. (3) Marcia Cross tried to hide a tattoo she has on her buttocks while filming a scene for “Desperate Housewives,” but a writer from the show demanded it not be covered and that it will become part of a future plot. (4) Matt Dillon saw two men hassling a woman, jumped out of his car, and chased them away with a golf club. Good luck to ya all and may you wake up tomorrow with a sorry head.