Greenies as Big as Turkeys?

Fred G here
Well well well, here are some pictures of the all ellusive massive greenies Andy and John shot a couple of weeks before hunting season ended this year. Since no story was included with the pictures I guess I'll have to let you all know how it happened, remember I wasn't there.

Andy V here,
It was a warm and sunny morning when John and I awoke, I made some pancakes and John brewed a nice hot pot of coffee. After we were done with breakfast I said to John "hey buddy want to go hunting today?" John replied "yea Andy lets load up and head out about mid afternoon." So we loaded up my truck, I turned the heat up as high as it would go and we were off. We pulled up to the check in station at Sauvies and walked right up and picked our blind, no.11 in the hunt unit. We took our 3 minute walk out to the blind and sat down, I turned to John and said "okay dude you throw out the deeks I'll get our smoked salmon sandwhiches out and put on the wasabi aoli." John turned to me and said "I thought you brought the deeks little buddy?" Well it seems like we forgot the deeks in the truck, so I thought rather than take that long walk back to the truck we should just try to hunt without them. Well wouldn't you know, within miutes of sitting down ducks were just flying everywhere. Well a couple more minutes passed and a few boxes of shells later and we took down a greenie each, I enclosed some pictures. I finished off my sipp of chanterelle vodka I made and John finished off his fresh squeezed OJ I made for him and we were off. 15 minutes was long enough for me and John was getting cold so we headed back home. Back home John took these pics., one of me showing how many boxes of shells we each used, and you might notice the can of bud, we had a little left over from the week and I tried to revive the duck with so we could have a pet, but then I remembered we couldn't have any pets. The other duck was screaming "15 2! 15 4! and a run for 3!" I said to him " hey little buddy you can talk? You should be on those AFLAC commercials." Then he died too. Well that's the story the way it happened, Untill next year, oh yea I just wanted to say that Fred G and Bob are the best hunters we know and I can't wait to hunting with them again next year.

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